Tuesday, 27 December 2011

Shaking Off the White Collar Blues

Welcoming his MBA class, a professor made this stirring speech to his new group of students, some taking a break from their first 2-3 years of toil in the corporate work place, others whose undergraduate degrees were still wet from the print ink certifying their first ‘escape’ from the universities they attended.  He said: ‘If you took this leap because you wanted to enhance your knowledge space in order to command a larger salary than your peers that are still hard at work in the labour market; if you've decided to spend these years of your life to show that you have a higher aptitude for complex financial algorithms and management theories only to update your resume in order to land what will be, hopefully, long term stable employment, then you are wasting the seat that has been assigned to you.  You might as well give it up now and return home.  Indeed you will get a head start but, if these are the only reasons you are here, those hungry enough in the workforce out there will catch up with you, and they will eventually overtake you.

‘While you are here, your goal should be to expand the frontiers of economic development.  You should start to ask yourself, and plan for, what it is YOU can do to instantly create real value in your respective economies, and not to mint a shiny new resumé.  Have this at the back of your minds and these two years will be one of the most exciting years of your life, and will hopefully lead you to the beginning of something profound’.  Now I just made this all up, but it wouldn’t be farfetched if I said that these kinds of speeches are required to kick our paper-pushing, suit-loving white collar generation up the backside.  Our collective psyche has so much been affected that we tend to abhor all things that require physical exertion as a means to creating value.  Not denigrating whatever we, as individuals, do for a living presently, but in order to move the Nigerian economy to the next level, a closer look must be given to the real sector.  Not the kind of review the Federal Government gives to burning issues (you know, the ‘announce it and hope they’ll forget that we said anything’ kind) but taking active steps to creating our own empowerment revolution.

Be that as it may, the place that technical education has in our current educational system needs to be significantly reviewed.  Those days when school pupils that did not have the aptitude for ‘pure academics’ were told to transfer to technical colleges in order to learn a life skill, presupposing that these skills were, to be politically correct, for the academically challenged, should now be made history.  There is ample evidence to show that a lack of skilled artisans has caused an influx of foreign stonemasons, carpenters, electricians from Europe and China, and even our neighbours Benin Republic!  Not saying we should all become handymen, but emphasizing the importance and apparent value of these skills in the school curriculum, and allowing young people to find their paths would go a long way in shaping their creative future.  Making things that work should equally be as valuable as understanding and applying concord in sentences and memorizing the ‘almighty formula’.  A closer look may actually reveal that these are intertwined, and will add value to each other when effectively applied.

Entrepreneurship studies should be more than what it adds to the CGPA, and it should be more than just another subject for a bored lecturer.  It should be the web that ties our major study disciplines together.  This might be asking too much of our venerated intellectuals in our esteemed ‘citadels’ of education, but I’m sure they can figure something out; a way to suffuse engineering, architecture, medicine and the other ‘primary’ university disciplines with the ideology of the social science disciplines.  It is not enough that such is a mere course that needs to be taken before a student graduates.  They should instil it in their teachings, letting those undergraduates know how important it is, just in case a curious one intends to strike out on his/her own, as opposed to joining the large multi-nationals.  Let us remember that these companies we so desperately want to work for were seeds sown by individuals who wouldn’t accept the norm.  A generation of intellectual non-conformists; those who strive to challenge the status quo.

And for those of us who are already in the labour market, who know of no other way to earn a living, all is not lost.  We grew up believing that being an accountant or a doctor was the only way to make it in the world.  I remember being asked by my primary school teacher what I wanted to be when I grew up.  I proudly said: ‘Personnel Manager’ just because my father was one.  I’m sure many of you fall into that category: holding diplomas that you had no passion for, and following in the paths set for you just because there was no other way.  All is not lost though.  We can recreate for ourselves a semblance of that life that we would have wanted.  Look for that thing that you’d rather be doing and do it;  If you don’t know how to, learn it.  If you think it is too late for you, provide support to someone that can.  And when you have children, encourage them to be all they can be.

There’s a limit to which foreign investment can add value: they’re deployed to achieve a stated return, and all that is necessary, including importing manpower, will be done to help them achieve this.  Our challenge is to grow ours, and to create a value chain that supports our vision for a better economy and country.  Like we were taught, the three basic needs of man are food, shelter and clothing.  Once we redirect our purpose along these lines, and all that is required to make them available to everyone that needs it, we will do just fine.  For those that have already started, I salute you.  For the rest of us, it’s time to get cracking.

Thursday, 22 December 2011

Dear Nigerian Government: Help us Accept Deregulation

So much has been said in the past few months regarding the merits, or otherwise, of the Federal Government of Nigeria's intention to remove fuel subsidy that energy expended beating this dead (and buried) horse would provide very little except fuel for mental exasperation. So let us look at it from a different perspective: since the FGN has failed to convince us all that deregulation is for our benefit, let us help our extremely busy officials understand what $0.98 (the rate at which the naira is going, there may be no point in using it as a reference currency. But that is a story for another day) per litre of petrol would do for us as individuals, and as a nation.


Dear Government Official, please empathise and apologise. Before you begin to pull the deregulation wool over our eyes, since we have our hands tied behind our backs and are pinned against the wall, have the decency to tell us that deregulation will hurt and that for that you're sorry. It may change how we think about it. On the other hand, it may not. But it will be on record that you appeared to give some thought to what this means to the average Nigerian - the one who lives everyday without the basic amenities of a civil environment and is a 'government' on his own - that you and your predecessors screwed up the economy big time, and that this may be one step to getting us back on the right track. Whether we will believe you or not is entirely up to us, but please show a little respect. Or at least pretend to.


Those sacrifices you talk about, how about taking the shears home and pruning the trees of profligacy you've been nurturing since the dawn of this 'nascent' democracy? Let's face it, it's not that the factor of corruption has increased; it's just that it has been spread over a much wider base. All boys have to eat, abi? So show us some seriousness by reducing the number of oversight vehicles, special assistants to special advisers, feeding allowances and all those frivolous familiarisation tours you and your cronies make. We'll even let you decide what to take away, just show us that you have indeed taken away something. Might just be a drop in the multi-billion subsidy sea, but you know what they say about little drops of water...


And this 'cabal' issue you keep using to fuel the angst of the people, it's not working for all of us. A few people know how a subsidy works: the supplier of the product has to make sure that it makes economic sense to provide at the recommended quantity and price, and that's why you give an incentive for him to do so. So, unless the PPPRA, PSF, PEF, DPR and even the guys at the almighty NNPC do not know what the international benchmark prices for these commodities are, or that these products were not delivered, you honestly cannot lay claim that the cabal consists of all the hundreds of names you have published. So we ask a few more questions, which we think will further aid our understanding. To help you: who are those that claim subsidy reimbursements without importing any petroleum products? Who are those that claim more than they are entitled per the guidelines? These are the members of the cabal you need to tell us and when you are able to do this, you will move up significantly up the transparency index. Right now you're are at below the lowest available points for honesty. Not that it matters to you, but we just want to let you know that we are well aware of your unscrupulous nature.


Now to the big reason (read excuse) you've been hammering as the main reason, because we are pretty sure that cabal story is just a ruse (there's supposed to be even a little honour among thieves, shouldn't there?): Infrastructure development. Like the Lagos - Benin Express way that is now an excavation site, or the power sector that has now become so epileptic in service delivery that it becomes a big deal when those connected to the grid get power for 24 (?) uninterrupted hours. How about showing some good faith by rolling up your sleeves first to get these projects off the proverbial drawing board? You know, just a glimpse BEFORE yanking our only share of the national cake would go a long way in making us believe a little bit that, when you do take away our little morsel, you intend to give something back. And no, cassava bread doesn't count.


Does anyone else have any ideas on how they can make this more believable? Or bearable? Cynics are most welcome.